Tuna Movie Review!

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Welcome to the first ever thetunasciencefacts tuna movie review. Today I'll be reviewing the best fucking tuna movie of all time, "JAWS". 

JAWS is a captivating movie to say the least, from the moment that bitch gets fucked up while taking her leisurely swim, to the moment the credits role, JAWS will keep you glued to your seat like a big fat can of tuna.

I could talk about JAWS all fucking day, but I'm running out of shit to say (That rhymes you bitches).

Since that review sucked all kinds of tuna ass, I'll treat you all to another fun tuna recipe of the day!

SexyHot Tuna Casserole!

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What you'll need is a bag of them egg noodles, 1 tunas in a can, 2 cans mushroom saaaaaop, 1 can of cream of celery, a bag of broccoli, 1.5 cups of bread crumbs, 1.25 cups of parmesan cheese, and 2 saaaaaop cans of malk (milk if your a faggot).

Cook them noodles up good, then shove the saops and tunas and broccoli and malk in a pan and get it all steaming hot. Mix some parmesan in that shit. Pour all that sauce on your noodle (not your dick you faggot, the egg noodles), stir that shit up then poor it all into a baking dish. 

Shove your new bitch in the oven and cook her up for 25 minutes, then chuck some breadcrumbs on her and giver another 10-15. 

Now go watch JAWS and eat some fucking tuna casserole.