Tuna Cupcakes

Fucking yum, just shove some tuna in those bitches so they smell like fish.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

Fun tuna recipe of the day!

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Holy fucking shit have I got a tuna and a half of a recipe today. PEANUT BUTTER NUTELLA BROWNIES! You'll need 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cocoa powder, 1/4 teaspoon baking powder, a pinch of salt, a stick of butter, 1 cup sugar, 2 large eggs, 1 teaspoon of vanilla, 2/3 cup of chocolate chips, 1/4 cup nutella, and 1/4 cup peanut butter.

Start by preheating your furnace to 350 degrees, scrape off any remaining jew if you've been making Tunabaked Potatoes recently, and grease up a baking pan.

Then take a small bowl and whisk the flour, cocoa, baking powder, and salts together. In a large bowl combine the melted butter with the sugars. Stir in those eggs and add the vanilla. Stir in all the rest of that shit other than the Nutella and peanut butter. Put the Nutella and peanut butter in a bowl and microwave that shit until it's runny, fold it into the brownie batter. 

Shove all that crap into your pan and bake for 20-25 minutes, shove your cock in it from time to time and if any brownie sticks to it then it still needs a bit more time in the oven.

Tuna Misconceptions Debunked!

What's up bitches. Today I'm going to start my first debunking of common tuna myths. Number 1 tuna myth, tuna contains mercury. Well guess what faggots, mercury isn't real. Facts to follow.

Fact 1: Mercury is a fucking planet















                                                                                              

Fact 2: Planets don't fit in a fucking can



















Fact 3: You're a fucking idiot