Saturday 22 September 2012

Tuna on a Stick!

Fun tuna recipe of the day!
http://s2.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20071017&t=2&i=1958887&w=460&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&r=2007-10-17T181817Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_0_ENVIRONMENT-TUNA-US-BAN-DC

Hey bitches, here's a recipe for all you crazy motherfuckers out there who like their tuna extra fresh. This recipe creates a delectable little dish I like to call tuna on a motherfucking stick. It's easy to make and is a great meal for people of all shapes, sizes, and sexual orientations. 

Start off by going and catching yourself one big motherfucking tuna, harpoon that bitch so you don't have to buy any shitty little kabob skewers or anything. Next get that grill fired up and running nice and hot. While that's heating up go and mix yourself a couple of tablespoons of soy sauce with 1 tablespoon of vinegar, 1 teaspoon sesame oil, and 1 teaspoon of wasabi powder mixed with a touch of water. Shove your big juicy sexy ass tuna in with all that saucey shit and marinate for 10 minutes. Finally take that skewered tuna and grill his ass up for 5-10 minutes.

In my experience it works best if you just use your dick as a skewer and get some bitches to eat right off it. 

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