Tuna Misconceptions Debunked!

What's up bitches. Today I'm going to start my first debunking of common tuna myths. Number 1 tuna myth, tuna contains mercury. Well guess what faggots, mercury isn't real. Facts to follow.

Fact 1: Mercury is a fucking planet















                                                                                              

Fact 2: Planets don't fit in a fucking can



















Fact 3: You're a fucking idiot